Christine 的生活點滴

 A man was walking in the street
when he heard a voice: "Stop!
Stand still! If you take one more
step, a brick will fall down on your
head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick
fell right in front of him. The man
was astonished.

He went on, and after awhile
he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted:
"Stop! Stand still! If you take one
more step a car will run over you
and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed,
just as a car came careening around
the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked.
"Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel",
the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?"
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…
the man asked.
"And where the hell were you
when I got married?"