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A man left work one Friday afternoon
but, being payday, instead of going
home, he stayed out the whole
weekend partying with the boys
and spending his entire paycheck.
When He finally got home Sunday
night, he was confronted by a very “
angry wife and was berated for
nearly two hours with a tirade
befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging
and simply said to him, "How would
you like it if you didn't see me
for two or three days?"
To which he replied,
"That would be fine with me."
Monday went by
and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came
and went with the same results.
…
…
…
…
…
Come Thursday, the swelling
went down just enough so that
he could see her a little out of
the corner of his left eye.
but, being payday, instead of going
home, he stayed out the whole
weekend partying with the boys
and spending his entire paycheck.
When He finally got home Sunday
night, he was confronted by a very “
angry wife and was berated for
nearly two hours with a tirade
befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging
and simply said to him, "How would
you like it if you didn't see me
for two or three days?"
To which he replied,
"That would be fine with me."
Monday went by
and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came
and went with the same results.
…
…
…
…
…
Come Thursday, the swelling
went down just enough so that
he could see her a little out of
the corner of his left eye.
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