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A middle-aged man returns home
from a business trip a day early,
concerned that his wife may be
having an affair.
He’s riding in a taxi at about
2:00 in the morning back towards
his house, when he explains his
situation to the taxi driver.
It’s after midnight. While en route
home he asks the cabby if he would
be a witness.
He explains to the cabbie that
he suspects his wife is sleeping
around on him, and offers the
cabby $50 if he would be a
witness to the affair, if he
could catch her in bed with him.
By the time they reach his house,
the cabbie agrees.
They park a few doors down
and, quietly, sneak into the front
door and up the stairs. Then, with
a burst of speed, the husband flicks
on the bedroom lights and rips the
blanket off the bed – and
there his wife lays in bed with
another man!
Out of his coat pocket, the visibly
distraught husband pulls out
a gun and puts it to the naked
man’s head. Just then, his wife
yells “Don’t do it!
I lied when I told you I inherited
all that money!…”
He paid for
the Mercedes-Benz I gave you.
He paid for
our new cabin in the mountains.
He paid for
your Atlanta Braves season tickets.
He paid for
our… our… lakehouse and boat.
He paid for
your country club membership,
and… and…He even pays
the monthly dues!’
Shaking his head, unsure of
whether to pull the trigger, he
looks over at the taxi driver
and asks “What should I do?”
The taxi driver replies,
…
…
…
…
…
“I’d cover him with that blanket
before he catches a cold.”
from a business trip a day early,
concerned that his wife may be
having an affair.
He’s riding in a taxi at about
2:00 in the morning back towards
his house, when he explains his
situation to the taxi driver.
It’s after midnight. While en route
home he asks the cabby if he would
be a witness.
He explains to the cabbie that
he suspects his wife is sleeping
around on him, and offers the
cabby $50 if he would be a
witness to the affair, if he
could catch her in bed with him.
By the time they reach his house,
the cabbie agrees.
They park a few doors down
and, quietly, sneak into the front
door and up the stairs. Then, with
a burst of speed, the husband flicks
on the bedroom lights and rips the
blanket off the bed – and
there his wife lays in bed with
another man!
Out of his coat pocket, the visibly
distraught husband pulls out
a gun and puts it to the naked
man’s head. Just then, his wife
yells “Don’t do it!
I lied when I told you I inherited
all that money!…”
He paid for
the Mercedes-Benz I gave you.
He paid for
our new cabin in the mountains.
He paid for
your Atlanta Braves season tickets.
He paid for
our… our… lakehouse and boat.
He paid for
your country club membership,
and… and…He even pays
the monthly dues!’
Shaking his head, unsure of
whether to pull the trigger, he
looks over at the taxi driver
and asks “What should I do?”
The taxi driver replies,
…
…
…
…
…
“I’d cover him with that blanket
before he catches a cold.”
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