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Imagination is more important than knowledge.
想像力比知識更重要。

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Life has knocked me down a few times, it showed me things I never wanted to see. I experienced sadness and failures...but one thing for sure...I always get up!

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Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
保持耐性是痛苦的,但它的果實是甜美的。

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詢問過關於英文補習班的事後, 很中意附近的"知欣", 和哥哥談談他個人希望的上課環境~這點做娘的還挺民主的.

 

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The Life Trade

 

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(1)The Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.

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(1)The world smartest man

 

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The man who makes no mistakes does not
usually make anything.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petrie wine, they retire to their tent for the night.

At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"

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A sad man is sitting in a bar, just looking at his drink. Then a big truck driver comes in. He sits down beside the guy, takes the drink and drinks it. The sad man starts to cry.

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A woman holding a baby got on a bus. The bus driver looked at the baby and said,"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." 

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You see a gorgeousgirl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

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A student put up an ad in his college library to sell one of his old books. The ad said, "Introduction to History, never used! Only eight dollars! Must sell! Call Mark!"

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A man walked into work with both of his ears bandaged up. His boss asked, "What happened to your ears?"

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"Congratulations, my boy," an uncle said to his nephew. "Ten years from now, you'll look back and remember today as the haoouest day of your life."

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A teacher was giving her students a math lesson. "Now, Johnny, if you had two dollars, and you asked your father for another dollar, how much would you have?"

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Two snakes were crawling along the ground and talking."Are we venomous snakes?" one snake asked the other.

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A frog goes to a fortune-teller and is told, "you are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everyting about you."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4

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  • Mar 10 Thu 2011 20:48
  • A Joke

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start with...
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡,一個有趣的對話發生了...

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