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A sad man is sitting in a bar, just looking at his drink. Then a big truck driver comes in. He sits down beside the guy, takes the drink and drinks it. The sad man starts to cry.
“Don’t cry!”says the truck driver. “I was just joking. Here I’ll buy you another drink.” “No, it’s not that,” says the man.
“Today has been the worst day of my life. My boss fired me, and somebody stole my car. Then my house burned down! I was sitting here thinking about killing myself, and then you come in and drink my poison!”
***What would you like to drink?
I would like to have a glass of iced tea/lemonade, please.
I would like to have a cup of coffee/hot chocolate, please.
I would like to have a bottle of mineral water,please.
“Don’t cry!”says the truck driver. “I was just joking. Here I’ll buy you another drink.” “No, it’s not that,” says the man.
“Today has been the worst day of my life. My boss fired me, and somebody stole my car. Then my house burned down! I was sitting here thinking about killing myself, and then you come in and drink my poison!”
***What would you like to drink?
I would like to have a glass of iced tea/lemonade, please.
I would like to have a cup of coffee/hot chocolate, please.
I would like to have a bottle of mineral water,please.
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